Jay-Z and Beyoncé's Daughter Is Almost Definitely Illuminati

Why did Jay-Z and Beyoncé name their daughter Blue Ivy? Possibly because they are exceedingly wealthy celebrities for whom the act of procreation is chiefly an exercise in branding... or because "Blue Ivy" is a secret code revealing her membership in an ancient and all-powerful occult secret society. Which could it be??

The second one, right? Yes, definitely the second one. Lo, let us clue you in on the occult secrets behind the name "Blue Ivy," courtesy the well-respected and authoritative Twitter account "Katt Williams Parody":

Miss Nigeria Celebrates Nigeria's 53rd Independence In Style?

Reigning Miss Nigeria Miss Ezinne Akudo Anyaoha, on Tuesday October 1,2013 marked Nigeria's Independence Day with traffic personnel at Adeola Odeku Road / Ahmadu Bello Way intersection in Victoria Island, Lagos

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“I Earn My Living By Sleeping With Other Women’s Husbands” –S*Xual Healer

As a qualified s*x therapist, she has given lessons in love to more than 10,000 clients over the past 23 years. And while she estimates she has had penetrative s*x with 1,500 of them, she insists there is nothing illegal about what she does.

She says, “I earn my living by sleeping with other women’s husbands or boyfriends. But I am in no way a prostitute as s*x surrogacy is legal, as long as it is done in a therapeutic and healing atmosphere. People are paying for counseling and to cure their problems — not s*x! I am helping to improve and change the s*x lives of thousands of men, which means I am also helping improve the s*x lives of their wives and girlfriends....My job is basically to make people realize their problems are not just physical. They are in the mind and have a lot to do with self-confidence....“In the 20 years I have been doing this job, I have never felt miserable about going to work. I love what I do and have no plans to retire within the next ten years.

“I am a s*xual healer and so proud and happy that I found my dream job.>>