Why
did Jay-Z and Beyoncé name their daughter Blue Ivy? Possibly because
they are exceedingly wealthy celebrities for whom the act of procreation
is chiefly an exercise in branding... or because "Blue Ivy" is
a secret code revealing her membership in an ancient and all-powerful
occult secret society. Which could it be??
The second
one, right? Yes, definitely the second one. Lo, let us clue you in on
the occult secrets behind the name "Blue Ivy," courtesy the
well-respected and authoritative Twitter account "Katt Williams Parody":
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