Jay-Z and Beyoncé's Daughter Is Almost Definitely Illuminati

Why did Jay-Z and Beyoncé name their daughter Blue Ivy? Possibly because they are exceedingly wealthy celebrities for whom the act of procreation is chiefly an exercise in branding... or because "Blue Ivy" is a secret code revealing her membership in an ancient and all-powerful occult secret society. Which could it be??

The second one, right? Yes, definitely the second one. Lo, let us clue you in on the occult secrets behind the name "Blue Ivy," courtesy the well-respected and authoritative Twitter account "Katt Williams Parody":

Miss Nigeria Celebrates Nigeria's 53rd Independence In Style?

Reigning Miss Nigeria Miss Ezinne Akudo Anyaoha, on Tuesday October 1,2013 marked Nigeria's Independence Day with traffic personnel at Adeola Odeku Road / Ahmadu Bello Way intersection in Victoria Island, Lagos

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“I Earn My Living By Sleeping With Other Women’s Husbands” –S*Xual Healer

As a qualified s*x therapist, she has given lessons in love to more than 10,000 clients over the past 23 years. And while she estimates she has had penetrative s*x with 1,500 of them, she insists there is nothing illegal about what she does.

She says, “I earn my living by sleeping with other women’s husbands or boyfriends. But I am in no way a prostitute as s*x surrogacy is legal, as long as it is done in a therapeutic and healing atmosphere. People are paying for counseling and to cure their problems — not s*x! I am helping to improve and change the s*x lives of thousands of men, which means I am also helping improve the s*x lives of their wives and girlfriends....My job is basically to make people realize their problems are not just physical. They are in the mind and have a lot to do with self-confidence....“In the 20 years I have been doing this job, I have never felt miserable about going to work. I love what I do and have no plans to retire within the next ten years.

“I am a s*xual healer and so proud and happy that I found my dream job.>>

It’s Lil Wayne’s Birthday Today, So Let’s Count Down His Filthiest Lyrics

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t’s Lil Wayne’s birthday today! The Louisiana rapper, otherwise known as Dwayne Michael Carter Jr, turns 31. We decided that we’d like to celebrate the occasion, but what do you get the man who has all the kush one human can ever smoke and enough tattoos to cover his entire face?
We racked our brains, and decided that the best way to celebrate Lil Wayne’s big day was to pay tribute to his unparalleled gift for profanity. Lil Wayne is the dirtiest man in hip-hop, and his lyrics have only gotten more ribald and filthy with age. For his birthday, we decided we’d create the definitive list of his top five dirtiest tracks.

Michael Jackson Orchestrated His Death – AEG Live Lawyer Tells Court

The on-going Michael Jackson death trial in L.A has continuously revealed shocking details which makes the world wonder when exactly the late King of Pop would finally rest in peace. The AEG Live lawyer Marvin Putnam has ruled out all charges on the company’s full knowledge of the pop star’s pre-medical condition before his world famous “This Is It Tour” in 2009 insisting that Dr Conrad Murray was hired by Jackson himself and not the Company. 
In the court session yesterday, the AEG Live Lawyer, Marvin Putman dismissed claims by the Jackson Family that the promotion company signed up Dr Murray (charged for involuntary manslaughter of pop star in 2011) for Jackson and pressured him to bend medical rules in order to ensure that his come-back tour must go on. Putman stated that Dr. Murray had been treating Jackson and his family for so many years even before the Tour.

I’ll Get Pregnant When God Decides –Stephanie Okereke -Linus

Nollywood actress, Stephanie Okereke Linus (MFR) speaks with TADE MAKINDE in this interview about her marriage and career. Excerpts:

How has life been as a wife?

Beautiful. Life has been beautiful, good and fun

Fun how?

Fun because you are happy with someone you really love and looking forward to share the rest of your life with. It makes it interesting because it’s a long journey.

You took your time before you eventually got married. There must have been some pressures while single from many. How did you handle it?

In the Nigerian context, there can be pressures maybe when you get to a certain age or stage, you know what is knocking on your door. I was talking to someone recently and she was like no one is coming, but it is not a race. When you understand marriage is not a race and that when your time comes, it is your time.

Some people can marry early and live 10 years of misery and pain and then you just get married in one year and you are having so much bliss in your life and that person that had married for a long time is even wishing that she could just have this moment with this man that I am staying with.

One of the biggest trap that the enemy has is to pressurise you and put you in a corner so you can make a wrong decision, especially in marriage. That is the biggest thing and when you make that wrong decision, then you are in for it. It is so good that you take your time and ask God for the actual direction. You know He gives you the endurance, patience and everything to stay in that marriage.